Re: Your Wizard of Oz problem/ Confirmation: You are, in fact, real. (Probably.)

Hey Mr. Gordan,

This email is either for you or the PR wizard who runs your life. I’m only a local thinker, not a local celebrity, and I can’t help but wonder: when all these excited, worshipful, and infatuated fans reach out to you, is it really you they’re contacting, or is it just a clever PR wizard behind the curtain? Boerne’s most caffeinated citizen NEEDS to know: Are you REALLY behind the curtain?

Sincerely,

A Dangerously Caffeinated Brainstormer in Boerne