Hello.
Again.
Can’t help it.
Wait, you were in Vancouver last week??!!!
COME BACK!!!
And yes, I do writing, but it sucks that none of them (none of the books) are published because… well… do you want to read a fifty-page written-in-pencil book that I wrote when I was five?
I’m still writing books… however, I have little patience so I have around 7 books being written at the same time because I keep coming up with these random ideas and there’s 3 books that I’m really concentrated on so maybe you’ll see some books by me (*78 years later* No books published. *In heaven* 7846047 books published), so even if I accidently publish a draft (don’t worry, I didn’t… hopefully), you’d get really confused if you read it (I mean, it starts out amazing then out of nowhere the characters are in France and then there’s this new character that pops out of who-knows-where named Bob and then suddenly they’re kings and queens and stuff like that and then it’s winter and the next day it’s summer and then it’s Halloween… you get what I mean.).
And I’m going to create 79645 email addresses and fake names on this forum thingy and make them all say “I want a fourth Masterminds book”. HAHAHAHAHA you can’t say no to 7846047 posts all asking the same thing. And if some person (not me) asks for a fourth Masterminds book, you can’t just go and say “is that you Celina”. That would be kinda rude. Don’t worry… where am I gonna get all those email addresses? They ask you to verify phone numbers. So I wouldn’t do that. And we’d all be tired (me being tired for creating emails and writing so much letters, and you being tired for answering all those letters and more).
*curtain closes*
*computer-auditorium screen says “EARTHQUAKE ALERT” and then the ground starts shaking*
*me: screaming*