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01/03/2024

 

Dear Gord, 

 

Guess who it is. Me. Again. Yeah, I know, that shocked me too.

 

This letter is mainly an “apologie” for stuff. It’s an “apologie” because it’s not really an apology and more like a warning but of course, if it’s not an apology, why would you call it that but anyways I’m gonna shut up now and get to the point of the letter.

 

Gord, I’m old now. Really, really old. I’m a whopping 16 years old. Sixteen whole years (give or take a month) I’ve been on this earth and I’ve learnt a lot during my time here.

 

After many situations, watching the deaths and lives of various insects, after living through the hardships of my life… I’ve learned. A lot.

 

Mainly that I don’t remember anything.

 

Well, of course I remember facts and stuff, otherwise I wouldn’t do so well in school, but I don’t remember to keep up with my responsibilities. If I don’t write it down it’s not going to stick. Just like writing on the Forum. If I don’t have the page up it’s not going to stick in my mind that “I need to send a letter to Gord so that he hasn’t forgotten that he’s my favorite author yet.” Please ignore the grammatical implications of that sentence.

 

So of course, I am writing these letters in advance. It’s a new year Gord, and it’s time for a new me… a me that doesn’t forget to write to her favorite author at all manners of times of the year. So yeah, that’s why I’m pre-writing these letters. It probably doesn’t make a big difference in the long run, but I wanted to tell you.

 

Be blessed,

Jade

 

P.S. The letter isn’t actually over. I just figured that if you skipped over some parts, you probably wouldn’t skip over the “P.S.”, because that’s usually important. So here’s the important stuff.

 

TLDR; I want to “apologieze” for writing these letters in advance. I’m bound to forget to do something if I don’t do it in advance, which is why I’m doing this in advance. Please don’t have your feelings hurt. Thanks.