HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

On the behalf of an anonymous member of the Reader’s Forum, the Birthday Basher People would like to wish you the greatest happy birthday ever! You are now… SIXTY years old! The big six zero! Fifty-nine plus one! Happy birthday, Gord! You totally don’t know me–I mean US, the Birthday Basher People. Congratulations to the greatest author ever!

Be blessed,

the Birthday Basher People