[Brea]

Hey Mr. Gordan,

This email is either for you or the PR wizard who runs your life. I'm only a local thinker, not a local celebrity, and I can’t help but wonder: when all these excited, worshipful, and infatuated fans reach out to you, is it really you they’re contacting, or is it just a clever PR wizard behind the curtain? Boerne's most caffeinated citizen NEEDS to know: Are you REALLY behind the curtain?

Sincerely,

A Dangerously Caffeinated Brainstormer in Boerne

I've tried to get people to run my life, but there are no takers. So it's just me. You'd be surprised how quick it can be to write a few lines to a fan. They add a lot to my days. And my daze. Where is Boerne? Is that Kendall Co, Texas? Hello, down there.                                                                                       -----Gordon Korman-----

[Brea]

lol🤣😂

Yes, that's us down in Kendall County!

[Brea]

Oops! I don't know why it posted thrice!

[Brea]

Hey you should come down to Boerne high school to give a book tour.....you have many GK fans - including ELAR teachers and our librarian!!

Thanks for the invitation. It has to be official, though, like from your school board or prinipal, etc., beause there are expenses involved. For one thing, I'm headquartered in NYC.

                        My office is      [email protected] 

P.S. I took care of the thrice.                                                                                               --GK--

 

[Brea]

Oh, ok, I'll ask around about a tour and see what I can come up with!

P.S. Thanks for fixing the thrice! (;