READER’S FORUM

July 6, 2022 at 11:50 pm Reply

Emily (Jade’s Friend)

So, as you know, I am your favorite fan’s friend. You would probably think by the title of this spread that I am here to just mess around, but you should know to never judge a book by its cover

In all honesty, I will genuinely try to read some of your books because I am fascinated about my friend’s enthusiasm she constantly expresses towards me. She really is such a big fan.

But I really did make the title of this spread random, and I do apologize for that. It was just my recent emojis because I made an edited video of some spiders I found on my grandpa’s garage this Fourth of July.

I will get to the point because I tend to have a very gigantic issue with ranting about unrelated things and I’m pretty sure you can infer that I have never done anything like this before and was physically forced to do this because I am Jade’s hostage. Do not call authorities

What’s your favorite color

What are some good uncommon, villain motives to why they are evil in your books

If you’ve read this far, write “worm avocado” (please)

What is your cat’s name

you should make a character inspired by the wrinkles this octopus’ 🐙 forehead

sorry if it’s long.

i am doing this to drive jade crazy so she can release me from her custody

even if she doesn’t legally own me

bye
July 7, 2022 at 04:38 am Reply

Gordon Korman

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Now I know something else about Jade: she has scary friends. Worm avocado.

I counted the legs. Spiders. Definitely spiders.

Fav. color -- blue, no idea why. Villainous motivations vary. Ask Jade about the MASTERMINDS villains who are experimenting with cloned kids. Or the bad guy in THE HYPNOTISTS -- no less than world domination. It varies.

And she's my daughter's cat, named Miso, like the soup.

Nice to meet you. -----Gordon Korman-----
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Now I know something else about Jade: she has scary friends. Worm avocado.

I counted the legs. Spiders. Definitely spiders.

Fav. color -- blue, no idea why. Villainous motivations vary. Ask Jade about the MASTERMINDS villains who are experimenting with cloned kids. Or the bad guy in THE HYPNOTISTS -- no less than world domination. It varies.

And she's my daughter's cat, named Miso, like the soup.

Nice to meet you. -----Gordon Korman-----
July 14, 2022 at 10:01 pm Reply

Ruchama

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hey Emily! first, tell her I'm really sorry that I abandoned her last email only cuz I was worried that my parents would freak out if they learnt I was doing that. And second, tell her that I forgive her and that she should forgive me back. Third tell her to email me cuz I'm too embarassed to email her back. And fourth, definitely read whatever GK books Jade has and threaten her if she is still keeping you hostage

Sorry Jade I'm embarassed that I literallt dropped off the face of the earth before I could respond to your email

Ruchama
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hey Emily! first, tell her I'm really sorry that I abandoned her last email only cuz I was worried that my parents would freak out if they learnt I was doing that. And second, tell her that I forgive her and that she should forgive me back. Third tell her to email me cuz I'm too embarassed to email her back. And fourth, definitely read whatever GK books Jade has and threaten her if she is still keeping you hostage

Sorry Jade I'm embarassed that I literallt dropped off the face of the earth before I could respond to your email

Ruchama
September 5, 2022 at 05:55 pm Reply

Jade

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It's okay. Well, I think you know that since I emailed you the day you said that. I'm glad you forgave me and I forgave you. It's cool corresponding with you again! 😆😆
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It's okay. Well, I think you know that since I emailed you the day you said that. I'm glad you forgave me and I forgave you. It's cool corresponding with you again! 😆😆
September 5, 2022 at 05:56 pm Reply

Griffin Bing

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